You sadly need to work for a living. Instead of windows, your office has depressing posters of Venice on the wall. Your boss is an incompetent fool. Your colleagues are without exception idiots. If it wasn`t for you, nothing would get done.

We feel you and want you to know that it’s perfectly okay to be sorry for yourself.
Anyone would if they were you.

So how about some retail therapy? How about a heavy-duty pen with built-in water level and hidden screwdrivers? Or some pencils with adorable gummy bear erasers on top?
Yes, we’ve got the goodies that will make life meaningful again.

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Dating Journal
Description Your profile’s up on a couple of dating sites. You swipe the hell out...
$17.50 USD
Balloon Doggy Tape Dispenser
Description It’s just another manic Monday. You grab a delicious latte to kick off another...
$40.00 USD
Pencil Pencil Sharpener and Eraser
Description Your hard-working colleagues at work deserve an equally hard-working pencil sharpener with a single...
$4.50 USD
Pencils in Eraser (Set of 2)
Description Did you know that the coolest desk accessories sometimes come in the tiniest packages?...
$5.00 USD
Pencil Pencil Holder
Description What better way to store your pencils than in a pencil holder that’s shaped...
$24.50 USD
Ruler Calculator
Description Inches, millimeters, and basic calculator functions all in one? You got it. With this...
$19.50 USD
Tool Pen
Twist tip to protract and retract pen. Remove cap on top to use the precision...
$24.50 USD $19.50 USD
Piano Calculator
Description Looking for a whimsical and fun replacement for the usual dull and boring calculator?...
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